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I think I hate you.

[Yes, he realizes he's brought this on himself. No, he doesn't care. This is going to haunt him now, he can see it.]

You can't hate me. I'm fantastic--it's impossible to hate me.

I don't think that's true. Hmm, you're all right.

"All right" is practically a glowing recommendation from you.

I don't think so. All right barely registers for recognition.

Keep telling yourself that, Kaz.

You presume to know the scale with which I use to grade people better than me?

I presume to know that this kind of thing is exactly why Noah called you a douche canoe. Insufferable.

Insufferable, he says. Like you're not insolent every chance you get, just because you can, and you know it annoys me.

😏😘

No.

[Whatever that is, he would like for Jesper to Not, thanks.]

Spoil Sport.

[Sorry Kaz. He will use emojis wherever appropriate now.]