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[enoderedrum]

Imagine doing that to someone.

How ridiculous would that feel lmaoooooo

[triggerguard]

I would only ever consider doing it on a dare. Maybe.

[Or a bet.]

Because it's ridiculous.

[enoderedrum]

A dare huh.

[ please, Sir, he knows that’s basically Bet in Jesper Speak. ]

It is.

Okay, go back to your boy. I just wanted to share.

😘

[triggerguard]

And I've just given you ammo. In case you ever need me to make an ass of myself.

[Dangerous.]

Yeah, yeah. Thanks for that, Noah.

🙄😘

[enoderedrum]

Yes, you have. But I’m a good boy so I won’t use it unless I have to.

***PAUSE***

Are you flirting with me or just being nice. I can never freaking tell. 🤔

[triggerguard]

[He doesn't reply until that second bit comes through.]

One, I'm beginning to see you're only "good" with some things. Angelic face, devilish intentions.

Two, for the record: if you think I'm flirting, I most likely am.

[enoderedrum]

ARE you flirting?

[triggerguard]

If it was not clear enough: yes.

[enoderedrum]

You’re giving me a case of blue balls almost worse than Kaz.

[triggerguard]

Sorry that the follow-through is hit or miss. But I can follow through.

[enoderedrum]

💙😘👌🏻😈