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Text - un: ripraven

[enoderedrum]

I have to share this with you….

Cause it made me ugly laugh….

Have you ever heard of Seagulling?!

APPARENTLY.

It means: to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.


I’m dying. RIP.

[triggerguard]

I have just one follow up question: why?!

[Is he currently dying laughing? Yes. Is he also going to show this text to Wylan at this current moment? Absolutely.]

[enoderedrum]

I have no idea but I had to share it with someone.

You appreciate this sort of nonsense more than anyone else I know so….lucky you.

[triggerguard]

Lucky me. Learning new things all the time from you.

Though I shared this with Wy, and you should have seen his face. Worth it.

[enoderedrum]

Next time take a picture so you can send it to me.
Bet it was cute.

[triggerguard]

If you think confusion, horror, and disgust make a cute face. Sure.

[enoderedrum]

Wylan has a cute face so yes. All of those would work fine.

[triggerguard]

...Okay fair, it was kind of cute.

I'll catch a picture next time you decide to share odd facts.

[enoderedrum]

💙good man.

[triggerguard]

I do try. 😉

Didn't think to ask earlier, by the way: How did you learn this term?

[enoderedrum]

I was in the library looking for something.
Got distracted
Found a book that has a bunch of weird shit in it.
It was in there and…now you have it. 😆

[triggerguard]

[He's suddenly rather glad Wylan can't read if this is the kind of thing in the library books here.]

Is all of the other shit this weird?

[enoderedrum]

Absolutely.

I still have it.

I’ll let you take in when I’m done.

[triggerguard]

I'm not surprised you have it.

...Anything good and worthwhile?

[enoderedrum]

This whole book is a gem, Jes. 😂

[triggerguard]

That's both promising and mildly threatening, depending on where on the spectrum of weird and bullshit this whole seagulling thing falls.

[enoderedrum]

Imagine doing that to someone.

How ridiculous would that feel lmaoooooo

[triggerguard]

I would only ever consider doing it on a dare. Maybe.

[Or a bet.]

Because it's ridiculous.

[enoderedrum]

A dare huh.

[ please, Sir, he knows that’s basically Bet in Jesper Speak. ]

It is.

Okay, go back to your boy. I just wanted to share.

😘

[triggerguard]

And I've just given you ammo. In case you ever need me to make an ass of myself.

[Dangerous.]

Yeah, yeah. Thanks for that, Noah.

🙄😘

[enoderedrum]

Yes, you have. But I’m a good boy so I won’t use it unless I have to.

***PAUSE***

Are you flirting with me or just being nice. I can never freaking tell. 🤔

[triggerguard]

[He doesn't reply until that second bit comes through.]

One, I'm beginning to see you're only "good" with some things. Angelic face, devilish intentions.

Two, for the record: if you think I'm flirting, I most likely am.

[enoderedrum]

ARE you flirting?

[triggerguard]

If it was not clear enough: yes.

[enoderedrum]

You’re giving me a case of blue balls almost worse than Kaz.