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Jesper Llewellyn Fahey
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Text - un: ripraven
Date:
2021-11-04 06:28 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
I have to share this with you….
Cause it made me ugly laugh….
Have you ever heard of
Seagulling
?!
APPARENTLY.
It means: to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.
I’m dying. RIP.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-06 12:25 am (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
I have just one follow up question: why?!
[
Is he currently dying laughing? Yes. Is he also going to show this text to Wylan at this current moment? Absolutely.
]
no subject
Date:
2021-11-06 01:52 am (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
I have no idea but I had to share it with someone.
You appreciate this sort of nonsense more than anyone else I know so….lucky you.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-06 08:57 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
Lucky me. Learning new things all the time from you.
Though I shared this with Wy, and you should have seen his face. Worth it.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 03:50 am (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
Next time take a picture so you can send it to me.
Bet it was cute.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:20 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
If you think confusion, horror, and disgust make a cute face. Sure.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:22 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
Wylan has a cute face so yes. All of those would work fine.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:24 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
...Okay fair, it was kind of cute.
I'll catch a picture next time you decide to share odd facts.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:28 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
💙good man.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:30 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
I do try. 😉
Didn't think to ask earlier, by the way: How did you learn this term?
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:32 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
I was in the library looking for something.
Got distracted
Found a book that has a bunch of weird shit in it.
It was in there and…now you have it. 😆
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:35 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
[
He's suddenly rather glad Wylan can't read if this is the kind of thing in the library books here.
]
Is all of the other shit this weird?
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:39 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
Absolutely.
I still have it.
I’ll let you take in when I’m done.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:45 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
I'm not surprised you have it.
...Anything good and worthwhile?
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 10:51 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
This whole book is a gem, Jes. 😂
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:06 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
That's both promising and mildly threatening, depending on where on the spectrum of
weird
and
bullshit
this whole seagulling thing falls.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:09 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
Imagine doing that to someone.
How ridiculous would that feel lmaoooooo
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:10 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
I would only ever consider doing it on a dare. Maybe.
[
Or a bet.
]
Because it's ridiculous.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:18 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
A dare huh.
[ please, Sir, he knows that’s basically Bet in Jesper Speak. ]
It is.
Okay, go back to your boy. I just wanted to share.
😘
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:42 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
And I've just given you ammo. In case you ever need me to make an ass of myself.
[
Dangerous.
]
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for that, Noah.
🙄😘
no subject
Date:
2021-11-07 11:58 pm (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
Yes, you have. But I’m a good boy so I won’t use it unless I have to.
***PAUSE***
Are you flirting with me or just being nice. I can never freaking tell. 🤔
no subject
Date:
2021-11-08 12:10 am (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
[He doesn't reply until that second bit comes through.]
One, I'm beginning to see you're only "good" with some things. Angelic face, devilish intentions.
Two, for the record: if you think I'm flirting, I most likely am.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-08 01:29 am (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
ARE you flirting?
no subject
Date:
2021-11-08 01:42 am (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
If it was not clear enough:
yes
.
no subject
Date:
2021-11-08 01:44 am (UTC)
From:
enoderedrum
You’re giving me a case of blue balls almost worse than Kaz.
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triggerguard
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2021-11-08 01:46 am (UTC)
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2021-11-08 03:24 am (UTC)
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Text - un: ripraven
Date: 2021-11-04 06:28 pm (UTC)Cause it made me ugly laugh….
Have you ever heard of Seagulling?!
APPARENTLY.
It means: to ejaculate into ones hand and proceed to slap a stranger round the face, with said salty hand.
I’m dying. RIP.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-06 12:25 am (UTC)[Is he currently dying laughing? Yes. Is he also going to show this text to Wylan at this current moment? Absolutely.]
no subject
Date: 2021-11-06 01:52 am (UTC)You appreciate this sort of nonsense more than anyone else I know so….lucky you.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-06 08:57 pm (UTC)Though I shared this with Wy, and you should have seen his face. Worth it.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 03:50 am (UTC)Bet it was cute.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:24 pm (UTC)I'll catch a picture next time you decide to share odd facts.
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Date: 2021-11-07 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:30 pm (UTC)Didn't think to ask earlier, by the way: How did you learn this term?
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Date: 2021-11-07 10:32 pm (UTC)Got distracted
Found a book that has a bunch of weird shit in it.
It was in there and…now you have it. 😆
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:35 pm (UTC)Is all of the other shit this weird?
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:39 pm (UTC)I still have it.
I’ll let you take in when I’m done.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:45 pm (UTC)...Anything good and worthwhile?
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 11:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 11:09 pm (UTC)How ridiculous would that feel lmaoooooo
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Date: 2021-11-07 11:10 pm (UTC)[Or a bet.]
Because it's ridiculous.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 11:18 pm (UTC)[ please, Sir, he knows that’s basically Bet in Jesper Speak. ]
It is.
Okay, go back to your boy. I just wanted to share.
😘
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 11:42 pm (UTC)[Dangerous.]
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for that, Noah.
🙄😘
no subject
Date: 2021-11-07 11:58 pm (UTC)***PAUSE***
Are you flirting with me or just being nice. I can never freaking tell. 🤔
no subject
Date: 2021-11-08 12:10 am (UTC)One, I'm beginning to see you're only "good" with some things. Angelic face, devilish intentions.
Two, for the record: if you think I'm flirting, I most likely am.
no subject
Date: 2021-11-08 01:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-08 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-11-08 01:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
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