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Date:
2021-07-29 11:53 pm (UTC)
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triggerguard
You expect me to know...why, exactly?
Who'd you hear it from?
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2021-07-29 11:55 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
It sounds like something you would know.
Noah.
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Date:
2021-07-29 11:59 pm (UTC)
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triggerguard
Somehow that feels like an insult.
He didn't explain it.
[
Because of course he didn't.
]
Have you tried a dictionary?
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Date:
2021-07-30 12:04 am (UTC)
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greedbowstome
No, he was a complete git about it.
Are you serious? Who am I? Of course I tried a dictionary.
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2021-07-30 12:08 am (UTC)
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triggerguard
He was having his fun.
And what was under douche, and then canoe? I'm going to assume it's an insult of some kind.
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Date:
2021-07-30 12:25 am (UTC)
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greedbowstome
Doesn't make him any less of a git for it.
What do you want, for me to act out the entire scene for you like a theater skit?
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Date:
2021-07-30 12:29 am (UTC)
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triggerguard
No, it makes him hilarious.
Kaz. Don't offer what you're not willing to put down.
[
He would give up gambling entirely for a
year
to see that.
]
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Date:
2021-07-30 12:36 am (UTC)
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greedbowstome
Not really.
Saints, you're an idiot.
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Date:
2021-07-30 12:39 am (UTC)
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triggerguard
You're the one that suggested it was even a possibility.
Give me a minute.
[
Is he going to go poll the audience in the immediate proximity? Maybe.
Definitely.
]
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Date:
2021-07-30 01:08 am (UTC)
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greedbowstome
I was being facetious.
What are you doing?
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:04 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
You were being a douche canoe.
Which means obnoxious, disagreeable--an ass. I asked around.
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:32 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
I think I hate you.
[Yes, he realizes he's brought this on himself. No, he doesn't care. This is going to haunt him now, he can see it.]
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:36 pm (UTC)
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triggerguard
You can't hate me. I'm fantastic--it's impossible to hate me.
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:38 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
I don't think that's true.
Hmm, you're all right.
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:43 pm (UTC)
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triggerguard
"All right" is practically a glowing recommendation from you.
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Date:
2021-07-30 06:50 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
I don't think so. All right barely registers for recognition.
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Date:
2021-07-30 07:44 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
Keep telling yourself that, Kaz.
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Date:
2021-07-30 07:49 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
You presume to know the scale with which I use to grade people better than me?
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Date:
2021-07-30 07:58 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
I presume to know that this kind of thing is exactly why Noah called you a douche canoe. Insufferable.
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Date:
2021-07-30 08:20 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
Insufferable, he says.
Like you're not insolent every chance you get, just because you can, and you know it annoys me.
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Date:
2021-07-30 08:25 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
😏😘
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Date:
2021-07-30 08:31 pm (UTC)
From:
greedbowstome
No.
[Whatever that is, he would like for Jesper to Not, thanks.]
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Date:
2021-07-30 08:34 pm (UTC)
From:
triggerguard
Spoil Sport.
[
Sorry Kaz. He will use emojis wherever appropriate now.
]
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Date:
2021-07-30 08:39 pm (UTC)
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greedbowstome
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Date: 2021-07-29 11:53 pm (UTC)Who'd you hear it from?
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Date: 2021-07-29 11:55 pm (UTC)Noah.
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Date: 2021-07-29 11:59 pm (UTC)He didn't explain it. [Because of course he didn't.]
Have you tried a dictionary?
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:04 am (UTC)Are you serious? Who am I? Of course I tried a dictionary.
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:08 am (UTC)And what was under douche, and then canoe? I'm going to assume it's an insult of some kind.
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:25 am (UTC)What do you want, for me to act out the entire scene for you like a theater skit?
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:29 am (UTC)Kaz. Don't offer what you're not willing to put down. [He would give up gambling entirely for a year to see that.]
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:36 am (UTC)Saints, you're an idiot.
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Date: 2021-07-30 12:39 am (UTC)Give me a minute. [Is he going to go poll the audience in the immediate proximity? Maybe.
Definitely.]no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 01:08 am (UTC)What are you doing?
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Date: 2021-07-30 06:04 pm (UTC)Which means obnoxious, disagreeable--an ass. I asked around.
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Date: 2021-07-30 06:32 pm (UTC)[Yes, he realizes he's brought this on himself. No, he doesn't care. This is going to haunt him now, he can see it.]
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Date: 2021-07-30 06:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 06:38 pm (UTC)Hmm, you're all right.
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Date: 2021-07-30 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 06:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 07:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 07:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 08:20 pm (UTC)Like you're not insolent every chance you get, just because you can, and you know it annoys me.
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Date: 2021-07-30 08:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-07-30 08:31 pm (UTC)[Whatever that is, he would like for Jesper to Not, thanks.]
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Date: 2021-07-30 08:34 pm (UTC)[Sorry Kaz. He will use emojis wherever appropriate now.]
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Date: 2021-07-30 08:39 pm (UTC)